Grand Final - Australia's Shittest Regional Food
After three epic rounds of voting, we’re down to the final two contenders for the title of Australia’s Shittest Regional Food. (Revisit the previous round’s match-ups here.)
Voting closes and winner announced on Monday 7 August. Scroll down to vote now!
Grand Final: Florrie v Smiley Fritz
Florrie (Horsham)
A flat, crumbed piece of horse steak wrapped around a slice of ham and a bit of cheese, this abominable combination of horse and ham is actually how Horsham got its name. Resembling something from an un-airable episode of Embarrassing Bodies, the florrie definitely doesn’t look like something you’d want anywhere near your mouth.
Smiley fritz (Adelaide)
A variation of bung fritz (anus sausage) with marks resembling facial features, slices of smiley fritz are traditionally given to children in South Australian supermarkets so they can bite eye holes and wear them as a mask. Ideal for any budding Ed Gein.
Which is more shit?
Keep an eye out for Monday’s STOA newsletter for the results!
I think Florrie as an unfair advantage due to the photo, surely somewhere in Horse(meat)Sham makes a good looking one.
I’m going to have to try a florrie now.