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Clive's avatar

Jeez, you let NZ off lightly. I feel there are many deserving shitopoli in KiwiLand deserving of a full chapter to themselves. Aside from the ones you touch upon there's the dulness of Picton (kinda NZ's counterpart of Launceston - the ferry port to civilisation), lets not forget Dunedin and the feather up the arse has to be Greymouth.

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Rick Furphy's avatar

We definitely had to leave a lot out of this summary. The good news is all the towns you mentioned have their own write-ups in our 'Shit Towns of New Zealand' books. Dunedin and Greymouth are in the first book and Picton is in 'Number Two'. More info at bit.ly/BuyOurCrap

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Clive's avatar

Well there you go! I never new you had shit-sister books for NZ's finest dung heaps.

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Charli's avatar

As an ex South African living in Australia 🇦🇺 for the past 30 years I really enjoyed your Australian and New Zealand shit towns but you need to do a South African edition please!!!

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Evan Kidd's avatar

They don’t have enough time

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Lee's avatar

I was gasping for breath after reading that Parramatta comment in my head.

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Mollers's avatar

Tasmanian here....I knew there was a reason I love the south island we have wanker craft breweries and love to pollute our waterways too!

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