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penis's avatar

love the work keep it up, funny as shit

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Rick Furphy's avatar

Thanks Penis.

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Graeme Matheson's avatar

I'm buggered if I know why so many pissants get their knickers in a twist just because their town features in your newsletter. I'm looking forward to the day that I see my hometown up in lights so that I have something to brag about. One of the main attractions in my hometown is the drug crazed hookers and hoons doing lappies up and down the main and when they run out of petrol, congregate in the main street swapping doughies and talking up shit about how many miles they covered in the evening although a few have no clue after winding back their mileage meter or simply because they are too whacked out to notice the numbers on the taco. The main attraction in town is Billy Goat Hill where you can sit and stare half crazed at the horizon or challenge one of the local emus to a foot race

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ShitsBane TownsHole's avatar

Good shit, Towns of Oz.

I'm proud to have lived in a bunch of QLD's shittest towns; it shits me that there's so many more I've yet to experience

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Gerroa Geo's avatar

Love ya work ShitTowns !

In 2022 ya just gotta do a review on the townshit of Robertson in the southern highlands of NSW. It’s big monument as u enter the town, is that of the Big Potato. In reality it looks like a giant dollop that someone has ground out right there on the side of the road. The Big Pooptato is def the highlight of a visit to Robo.

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