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You have it all wrong, about Lake Wendouree. It will never be empty again. They have a constant supply of primarily treated sewage water going in there now. 24/7. The phosphates, and other 'nutrients', in this effluent, have now made the job of keeping the lake weed under control absolutely impossible. The late Neville Greenbank, had one weed harvester on the lake back when, and kept things under control. Now the council have three, and not a chance of keeping a grip on it. Plus this brilliant bunch of losers in the council here, want to completely destroy the lake by putting up hundreds of lights, big fucking towers, all around the lake. And it's all going to be done by a mob from fucking Bendigo. Haven't we got ANY industrial capacity here, anymore? I've never heard about the cravat idea, but I know some low fucks here, I'd like to plaster with one. For some stupid reason, I came back here after nearly 40 years. And strange as it may seem, I do kinda like the joint. Some of the residents should be painlessly put to sleep, but that's just wishful thinking.
You have it all wrong, about Lake Wendouree. It will never be empty again. They have a constant supply of primarily treated sewage water going in there now. 24/7. The phosphates, and other 'nutrients', in this effluent, have now made the job of keeping the lake weed under control absolutely impossible. The late Neville Greenbank, had one weed harvester on the lake back when, and kept things under control. Now the council have three, and not a chance of keeping a grip on it. Plus this brilliant bunch of losers in the council here, want to completely destroy the lake by putting up hundreds of lights, big fucking towers, all around the lake. And it's all going to be done by a mob from fucking Bendigo. Haven't we got ANY industrial capacity here, anymore? I've never heard about the cravat idea, but I know some low fucks here, I'd like to plaster with one. For some stupid reason, I came back here after nearly 40 years. And strange as it may seem, I do kinda like the joint. Some of the residents should be painlessly put to sleep, but that's just wishful thinking.
As always.....this is good..
Disappointed that Port Pirie has lost its No 10 Ranking of still shit