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While pie floaters are disgusting, absolutely no thinking Tasmanian would ever eat a scallop pie. They are an invention purely to entice the stupidity of tourists to try possibly the shittest food ever invented, although it is outdone, at a pinch, by the Banjo's Bakery Cheeseburger Pie.

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I’d eat a cheeseburger pie I reckon.

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Cheeseburger pie are surprisingly good 👍🏻

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Banjos spag bol pie is way worse.

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Now that is a travesty.

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Oh god, when did they come up with that one? Truly awful idea.

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Last year. This year is a 🍕 🥧. I 💩 you not.

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OMG Fairy Bread V Meth such a hard decision tough call 🤣🤷‍♀️

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Meat pies aka rat coffins, scallop pies aka sea twat coffins?

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I havent tried meth but it couldnt be any worse than fairy bread could it 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I've never had meth, but fairy bread wins that round, easy.

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That Florrie looks like those textbook gynaecology pictures of a cervix with advanced gonorrhoea.

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You can call this poll done. If that festering, vomit inducing abomination that Croweaters call a 'floater' doesn't win outright, then the comp has to be rigged.

PS: We all know what else floats.

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I don’t know, WTF is a florrie 🤮

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I could go a Phlegm Fiesta right now. One of the best foods around!

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The "Florrie" for top dog! I mean Horse. Seriously 😣

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Oof, coming for the fairy bread like that…

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Think I’ll pass on the menu’s.

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Hahaha fairy bread or Meth !! That was my fav 🤣🤣🤣 not to consume but to laugh …… meth got my vote !! Hahahaaa

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Meth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

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Scallop pie?

Chicken parmy??

Snot block???

Sir, I am outraged!

Steve, your Pirateness, no need to insult Banjo's, their cauli and cheese pie is quite delish.

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Meth is the shittiest of all shit things.....

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If you've got Melbourne responsible for the Dim Sim then it's only fair you blame North Adelaide for the HSP/AB

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