16 massive monstrosities remain in our quest to find Australia’s Shittest Big Thing, and it’s now time to vote in Round 2. Scroll down to vote in our 8 second-round battles! Voting closes Monday 13 June, before Round 3 (the Quarter-Finals) begins on Tuesday 14 June.
Congrats gents, on bringing these hallucinatory grotesques into the daylight reality of the city dwellers.
As if tourists don't have enough outback shit to contend with; the heat, blowies, the most poisonous creatures on the planet, road kill road side diners and homicidal roadtrain drivers, the bush loons then build these eyesores so someone might notice their asbestos dust dump towns, filled with the deadbeat inbred, actually exist!
It will be hard to beat the Turd Potato . And I would love to have sat in on the planning committee meeting for the Demented Koala . So many atrocities on public display make me proud to be an Australian .
The only thing that doesn't have any resemblance to what it actually is; is the big brown Amber Heard in Robertson. Even after being told what it is, I still shake my head in disbelief. It should be called "The Dreamtime of Depp" or "Johnnies Nightmare". Anyone with any other suggestions for a name?
So many deserving winners. It isn't easy choosing between the absolutely hideous.
the big Koala has be the worst of the worst. That hideous thing is what nightmares are made of.
Congrats gents, on bringing these hallucinatory grotesques into the daylight reality of the city dwellers.
As if tourists don't have enough outback shit to contend with; the heat, blowies, the most poisonous creatures on the planet, road kill road side diners and homicidal roadtrain drivers, the bush loons then build these eyesores so someone might notice their asbestos dust dump towns, filled with the deadbeat inbred, actually exist!
I have passed many, stopped for none. Not one!
It will be hard to beat the Turd Potato . And I would love to have sat in on the planning committee meeting for the Demented Koala . So many atrocities on public display make me proud to be an Australian .
Gets easier with each round
More hilarious comments. Keep them coming.
The only thing that doesn't have any resemblance to what it actually is; is the big brown Amber Heard in Robertson. Even after being told what it is, I still shake my head in disbelief. It should be called "The Dreamtime of Depp" or "Johnnies Nightmare". Anyone with any other suggestions for a name?
call it "irrelevant trial that no one cares about anymore"
Damn shame that Ned Kelly wins by default because Adolf Cook recently got shit canned.