Welcome once again to the Shit Towns of Australia newsletter.
Gold Coast Nick names-
Palm Beach (Centrelink by the sea).
Nerang (Nerangatang-Vill)
Tugun (Tug-on)
Tweed Heads (Weed Heads)
Surfers Paradise (Surfers Palestine)
Varcity Lakes (Varcity Bronks)
Sanctuary Cove (Sanctimonious Cove)
Newcastle: (Newy)
Wallsend - World’s End
West Wallsend - Worse World’s End
Cessnock - Neck-nock, Cess-pit
Morpeth - More-Meth
Hamilton (+ East, South) - Hamo
Lake Macquarie - Radioactive Sewer Dump
Redhead - Ranga-Ville
Charlestown - King City
Garden City - Garden Shitty
Garden Suburb - Garden Shithole
Merewether Heights - Wankerville
Stockton - The Asylum
Kooragang Island - the Centre for Global Environmental Destruction
Hexham - Mozzie Central
Sandgate - Land of the Dead
Toronto - Tronna
Booragul - Boogerville
Valentine - False Advertising
Edgeworth - Edge of the Earth
Windale - Losedale, Methdale
Croudace Bay - Crowded Bay
Woodrising - Saw a hottie
Kilaben Bay - Kill-A-Ben-Or-Two Bay
Wangi Wangi - Whingey Whingey
Struth, is that one from Toowoomba fair dink. I hear there is some bad crap happening up there.
Gold Coast Nick names-
Palm Beach (Centrelink by the sea).
Nerang (Nerangatang-Vill)
Tugun (Tug-on)
Tweed Heads (Weed Heads)
Surfers Paradise (Surfers Palestine)
Varcity Lakes (Varcity Bronks)
Sanctuary Cove (Sanctimonious Cove)
Newcastle: (Newy)
Wallsend - World’s End
West Wallsend - Worse World’s End
Cessnock - Neck-nock, Cess-pit
Morpeth - More-Meth
Hamilton (+ East, South) - Hamo
Lake Macquarie - Radioactive Sewer Dump
Redhead - Ranga-Ville
Charlestown - King City
Garden City - Garden Shitty
Garden Suburb - Garden Shithole
Merewether Heights - Wankerville
Stockton - The Asylum
Kooragang Island - the Centre for Global Environmental Destruction
Hexham - Mozzie Central
Sandgate - Land of the Dead
Toronto - Tronna
Booragul - Boogerville
Valentine - False Advertising
Edgeworth - Edge of the Earth
Windale - Losedale, Methdale
Croudace Bay - Crowded Bay
Woodrising - Saw a hottie
Kilaben Bay - Kill-A-Ben-Or-Two Bay
Wangi Wangi - Whingey Whingey
Struth, is that one from Toowoomba fair dink. I hear there is some bad crap happening up there.